Rudy on Alien Attack

Let's go ahead and start bowing down to our alien masters if Rudy is elected.

We still need to know his policy on Zombies - fast and slow, and giant monsters.

Oh, really...

Harry Potter Personality Quiz by Pirate Monkeys Inc.

Tin Man

I like Zooey Deschanel. I like Alan Cumming. And now I really like Neal McDonough. I really never got into the whole Oz world but its sounded like an interesting concept.

But overall Tin Man was disappointing. There were some parts that kept me interested but I got bored...a lot. Especially during the young GeeDee, young Az scenes.

The characters were good. The actors were fine. I think it was just the writing. At one point GeeDee is crying after witnessing the events that led to Glitch/Ambroise losing his brain. When my reaction was, so what? I'm not really attached to any character.

If they do turn this into a series - which at this point, I don' think the story is strong enough to hold up a series - they really need to bring in someone in who can do more than just retell facts and add some emotion.

What Jen Wants for Xmas

(Sorry, Marissa, this is only xmas picture I have on my computer.)

• Laptop
• Another hard drive
• That brownie pan that only makes edges
• Cookie sheets
• Vacation - anywhere
• Larger Mp3 player or maybe one that I don't have to keep plugged in all the time.
• Larger computer monitor
• Wii and all the games I want
• New chucks or docs
• Playmobile Rome set and I'll share!
• The new Harry Potter or Potc or Futurama
• Season 4 being the last season for David Tennant as the Doctor
• A U.S. NIN Tour - It's been more than a year, buddy.
• A new xmas tree because the 41/2 foot "Montana pine" that I bought 10 years ago at a yard sale for $5 now has a permanent lean.
• A new tree skirt. The uber cheap felt one I have has become ratty.

Yeah I suck. But you keep asking me.

Robin Hood

Because Marissa said it was good, I started watching the first season of Robin Hood. These are my thoughts of the first episode.

• That's not chain mail - those are glad bags.


• I'm pretty sure this was shot entirely in Brown County.


• There seems to be A LOT of sexual tension between Guy and Robin. They must have had some rivalry in High School.

• "Crunch and Munch is no longer my manservant...he's my life partner."

• There seems to be A LOT of sexual tension between Guy and Marian, Guy and the curtains, Guy and the furniture, Guy and the horses, Guy and the peasants, Guy and the sheriff, Guy and himself. I think you get the point.
  

• If they don't cease with the arrow shot scene labels, I will beat someone to death. Seriously. Who edited this? A fourth grader?
  


• Marian has tiny ears. They're incredibly disproportionate. I can't stop looking at them whenever she's on screen.
  


• Wouldn't it better to free the little guys dangling by their necks and save the monologue for later?


• Oh no, slightly hairier and larger men with bows. It's odd how everyone's beard is perfectly groomed and everyone seems cleaner than I'd thought they'd be in 1182.
  

Overall it's been pretty cheesy but maybe the sexual tension between Guy and someone/something comes to a head in the next few episodes. Or he starts walking around shirtless in every episode. That would make things better.

The Three Faces of David Tennant

There has always been something that bothered me about David Tennant. I finally figured it out after an indulgent mini marathon. Yes, he's cute and he has an accent but he's also a wonderfully one dimensional actor. That's not an insult - he is wonderful at it.

Movie #1 - Secret Smile

David stars as a scary crazed ex boyfriend to the chic from Shaun of the Dead. First, who knew Lifetime movies were not an American phenomenon? Not me. Richard Greico could totally play this part here.

This had a nice twist at the end but girlfriend was just plain stupid for never changing her locks when she broke up with him. I had a scary ex boyfriend once too although he wasn't remotely cute or Scottish, and I changed the locks while he was asleep one morning. You don't see me hiding out in Australia.

This is David's scary side and he doesn't show much else in this movie besides his "oh" face. Still he wasn't that scary. Richard Greico is scarier.

Movie #2 - Recovery

Ok, David was really good in this. His character gets hit by a truck - and that scene was so awesome I had to watch it three times - but survives with a good amount of brain damage. The story focuses around his family and David trying to adjust to life. I couldn't actually finish it. Some of it was a little too close to home but it was good.

So this is David's specialty character side. Sorry, can't find a better term. :) Sure there's some depth and heart break but still...mostly just one dimensional.

Movie #3 - Casanova

And now we come to goofy.

He's superb at goofy but for the love of god, I could only take about 30 minutes of this. This was incredibly fluffy even for Russel T. Davies.








And that is why Christopher Eccleston was a better Doctor.

Special Mention - Jude.

This is just an awful, awful movie since there are not one but three dead babies. However it does star Christopher Eccleston as Jude and David Tennant as I believe "Drunken Undergraduate". But David says his one line with such passion that he stands out completely from the other drunken students. It's just impossible to forget him.

Eastern Promises

I saw this with Matt while the boys were on holiday. And yes, we saw it for that reason.

I really do love Viggo. He should be in every movie, tv show and on every cereal box from now to eternity. He is just a lovely human being.

However this was not my favorite Viggo movie. It was slow and dragged at points. I'm not sure why the Russian Mafia didn't just kill Naomi Watts. I kind of wanted to kill her. The story was interesting - it just needed to move along a bit.

Viggo does save a baby which I loved. And he does spend 5 minutes necked and fighting men with pointy knives. There was more cringing from me than trying to get a peek.

No, Sean, I won't be downloading the movie and trying to pause it at the right times.