Tuesday, August 14, 2007

ask-elizabeth.com

Yes, if you're a stereotypical girl obsessed with boys, fashion, and all things pink, you can head over to www.ask-elizabeth.com for advice from none other than Elizabeth Burkley (aka Jesse Spano or that bimbo from Showgirls.)

I don't know what's more disturbing about this. Maybe it's the fact the this person had decided to mentor America's young girls. Or that whomever she paid to badly design her site thinks that America's young girls are attracked to this bullshit. (They should have seriously used a focus group.) Plus, since Showgirls, Elizabeth has pretty much been off the radar. IMDB So these girls won't know who she even is. Watch the ask-elizabeth video under "mission" for proof of that. Several of the girls posing questions - that are totally scripted - roll their eyes at her. That made my morning. :)

Plus now, I can bug Carlene, who showed me the site, by humming the annoying song playing in the background. No, not Coldplay, the na na na na na na song. Don't forget to sign up everyone you know for the ask-elizabeth.com newsletter! Carlene will hate me by the end of the day. :)